


So I think I've been able to distill what it is about dogs that I don't like at all...or actually, what it is about dogs that makes me seriously prefer cats.
What I don't like about dogs is rather more simple than preference: I don't like...nay, I abhor slobbering blind loyalty from any being of any size or shape and cats are generally way more autonomous by a wide margin.
What solidifies the preference for me is my belief that dogs, far more than cats, take on the personality of their owner. Not just take it on, really, but distill it down to the most vital elements. Its as though when you see somebody's dog, you are looking directly at their owner's essence, at their guts. More often than not, I am kind of annoyed, sort of disgusted.
(I will admit that there are notable exceptions...Bandit, for one, although the constant air humping proves my point with a bullet)
This scares me. What if I raise a dog and I end up hating its face right off? Or worse, what if other people can't stand it or tell me "Eric, your cocksmoker of a dog has a giant ego and is far too aggressive?" That would make me sad, and I don't have time for sad, really...
Anyway, in spite of and including all of my theories and preferences, I seem to have acquired a dog. She isn't really mine, but she has spent the majority of her life cohabiting with us and our darling cats and to be honest, I don't want her to go away any time soon. She's a communal pup, so perchance we will be able to sidestep that scary distillation process, and if she does acquire one person's essence I'm not the one in charge so...
Blah blah blah...she's cuter than shit and I love her.
Squee.